You Know You Are Ultimate Filmy

Filmy people are much sought after because they rate an incredible 11/10 on the entertainment scale. They have more emotions than a Shahrukh Khan movie, more action than a Salman movie and more drama than an Aamir movie. They are high on life and have a filmy reaction for everything that happens around them.

Here are things that a person who is a die-heart filmy will understand:

Breaking into a song is perfectly normal
You have seen actors sing songs when they are roaming in the streets, standing in queues. So, you feel free to break into one-anywhere, anytime- from queues to loos.

You know all the gossip about all Bollywood celebs.
It surprises your friends sometime and you wonder where you get all the dope from. It’s like as if you have all these stars on your Whatsapp!

Criticizing your favorite actor is a felony of the worst kind.
You don’t, just don’t forgive those who say anything against your filmy friend’s favorite actor. There’s a reason you are filmy-your favorite actor.

It’s impossible to have a conversation where you don’t use dialogues from movies.
You have learnt learnt a different ABC- “Aaj khush toh bahot hoge tum, hain?”, “Bade bade deshon mein chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain, senorita”.

Movies are more than just entertainment in the filmy world that you are a resident of: it’s dil ki dhadkan.
Bollywood is what you breathe, drink and eat.

‘First day, first show’ is a way of your life.
Do you think you will wait for others to watch the movie and be exposed to all the reviews before you can see it for yourself? NEVER! UNACCEPTABLE!
There are several times when you need to watch a movie just to catch an exclusive trailer. Like the time when you had to watch Happy New Year because well, PK’s trailer would be out with it.

It isn’t a party till its Bollywood Night. And you know all the best latkas and jhatkas when you go dancing.
From Dharmendra’s ‘yamla-pagla’ to Hrithik’s ‘ek pal ka jeena’, from Kareena’s ‘bole chudiya’ to Katrina’s ‘sheila ki jawani’-you know it all!

Making a dhamakedaar entry is a habit of yours.
Why do you think the actor enters standing on a moving motorcycle? Attention guaranteed! That’s why you arrive late for every class/occasion and smiled like Shahrukh Khan.

When it comes to matters of the heart, K Jo and Yash Chopra are your love gurus.
There are rules to falling in love and proposing according to you. Lots of flowers, lights, violins and HEARTS!

Your wardrobe changes not by seasons but by your favorite actor’s look in the latest movie.

Even Your friends need to watch all movies you watch to keep a track of what you are saying.
They would never know what to make of you replying with “Ek baar maine commitment kar di toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta” if they haven’t seen Wanted.