11 Things That Your Parents Always Knew, But Never Gave You Any Idea

This has happened with all of us. We have lied to our parents when we know there’s no fooling them. Yet, we lie, and they choose to get fooled.
Here are 15 of them. How many can you relate to?

1. I think it was something I ate last night. Ummm…mutton maybe?
Mom knows very well you spent most of last night puking up because you were drunk.

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2. I am going to a friend’s place for studies.
Yeah, right. Why not?

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3. No, I was not watching TV. Believe me.
You were doing exactly that. You did not bother cleaning the mess in your room at all, studying or doing the dishes.

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4. Somebody hit the car while it was parked. Really, it wasn’t my fault.
Your dad knows that you almost had an accident and it was entirely your fault.

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5. I accidentally hit myself with the corner of that side table. Yes, it hit me straight in my eye.
Parents know you had a fight. She just decided to ignore it in the hope that you will grow up one day.

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6. No, that’s not mine. It belongs to a friend. Went for everything that made you too embarrassed to claim your ownership for them. Condoms, cigarettes, alcohol, thongs etc
Your parents knew it very well and were as embarrassed as you were. So, they decided not to bring you out of that self-denial mode.

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7. Yeah, I have been on the phone for 2 hours. No, I wasn’t talking to my boyfriend.
You were blushing the entire time. Whom are you fooling?

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8. That was just a pop up. I was looking up history when suddenly it popped up out of nowhere.
They have purposely clicked there, seen that.

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9. My ‘friends’ and I are going on a college trip. Of course it’s official.
They know you and only one friend, your significant other.

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10. I have a cold. Which is why I’m wearing a high neck t-shirt when it’s 40 degrees. Aaaaaachoooo…
Dad knows those are hickeys hidden behind your high neck t-shirt.

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11. I wasn’t picking up the phone because I had slept off.
You were too drunk to take that call or too busy doing koochie-koos with your beloved.

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