Hilarious Reasons Why Beer is better than Woman

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Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball

A beer label comes off without a fight

Beer is never late

Beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer

Beer never gets a headache

A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer

You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty

You can share a beer with your friends
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Beer doesn’t demand equality

You can have a beer in public

A beer doesn’t care when you come

If you change beers you don’t have to pay alimony

Beer doesn’t talk back to you and ask a lot of silly questions

You need not to marry a beer

Beer don’t have relatives that stop by and stay for a week

Beer don’t have a birthday that you might forget

Beer don’t demands expensive gifts

Bonus Point

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