10 Things That Every Pizza-Holic Would Instantly Relate To
When it comes to food preferences we have the vegetarians and the non-vegetarians. And then we also have pizzatarians. Pizzaholic or pizzatarian, whatever you may call the word “pizza” itself is quite magical enough to bring happiness to your taste buds and of course to you as well. Pizza has always been since ages the synonym of unconditional love and happiness. The molten cheese over the top with those beautiful aroma, ahh, life never could be such awesome. In case you prefer to stay in a diet and maintain your figure, this one may be quite useless for you. But in case you are a total pizza freak or lets be honest, Pizzaholic or Pizzatarian, read further to get related with most of the bang-on facts that any Pizzaholic would instantly relate to.
● You prefer Pizza over Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Relationships often come with certain conditions and pizza come with extra cheese. Relationships can make you cry, pizza can bring a smile. Relationships can compel you to look perfect every damn time you want to meet your partner, pizza only compels you to spend your time dialing the number. Pizza has to be the perfect term for a partner that can provide your unconditional love, no matter what may come and no matter which time of the year is it. Remember pizza has to run literally over the heat in the ovens only for you; something that your girlfriend/boyfriend can never do.
● Your Phone and your Instagram is loaded with Pizzas
Not literally though! Your phone is loaded with pics of pizzas. From that cheese-burst to that lip-smacking inexpensive one in one of the local posh restaurants, your phone can be defined to be a gallery of all kinds of pizzas you have had. And likewise, your Instagram account also is loaded with different pics of pizzas. Something which is quite obvious right!
● You prefer hanging with anybody as long as there is Pizza
Be it that old friend who has just arrived or be it that despised girl whom you have been hating since years, you literally don’t care with whom you have to share the table as long as the love of your life, pizza is there. No company can be better than pizza. Period.
● Finishing off one whole Pizza is a layman’s job for you
Even the idea is so superbly awesome. For us, pizzaholics, finishing off one whole pizza is like being a billionaire. Those 8 slices and all by yourself, life seriously could never be better.
● Sharing Pizza is a Crime
Yeah sharing is caring, but we pizzaholics literally don’t care about the world when it is about our pizzas. Even the very idea to share those gorgeous pizza slices with your in-laws or with someone you are compelled to, shudders you. It’s like why the world has to be so cruel!
● You hate those who hate Pizzas. Period.
You seriously can’t understand why can one someone hate PIZZAS! Like why? How could they? And when you find people disliking or hating pizza, you instantly develop a typical kind of hatred for them as well. And you are like, “You hate pizza, I hate you! No arguments.”
● You are the Ultimate Pizza-Adviser of the Group
Every time your friends or any of your relatives want to know about anything regarding pizzas, be it about restaurants or about those discounts, they contact you. Basically you are the “Sardar” of pizzas and you are kinda proud of that.
● For you everyday is a Pizza day
You don’t care if it’s weekend or that dreadful Monday, for you every other day is perfect for having pizzas. You just need to dial that number or to click online and then you are all set to meet your beloved in the most perfect form.
● You are always equipped with all the Pizza store’s numbers
From that Domino’s to the Pizza Hut, you are always equipped with all the numbers of those stores selling pizzas. After all, you never know when you need them!
● You are already missing Pizza while reading this
Yeah, you are already getting the aroma and are already missing your darling pizza. After all, pizza is love and love is life; thus pizza is life!
Enough said, let’s order one right now!